Staff Ed: The official ranking of The Lamron e-board on Dancing with the Stars (2005- )

Photo courtesy of Public Relations Manager Taylor Williams

Although the recent season of Dancing with the Stars (2005-) (DWTS) has come to an end, The Lamron e-board has continued to discuss the show. Below is our formal ranking of where the e-board members would place on our own season of the show. 

15. Sandra Pandža partnered with pro Jan Ravnik. 

When asked how she would do on DWTS, she replied, “I did ballet and hip-hop in elementary school… that is the end of my sentence.” One thing that does make Sandra a competitor is her sparkling personality and superb music taste that would excite fans. However, Sandra is a woman of many talents and dance is not one of them. 

14. Madilyn Becker partnered with Tony Dovolani

Madilyn does not know her left from her right. She would probably post great social media content, but she would hate the rehearsal schedule. She also has stated that she is not coordinated enough for dancing. Madilyn would be the second to leave, and be happy about it.

13. Jaidyn Vorpahl partnered with Jenna Johnson

Jaidyn does not think that she would win, or even come close to winning. Jaidyn said, “I would not win Dancing with the Stars. Not only do I not enjoy dancing, I am very bad at it!” Although Jaidyn may not be the best dancer on this list, she does have some musical theater experience which would help her get into character. 

12. Amanda Lozy-Lester partnered with Britt Stewart

This partnership had so much potential, but Amanda can not dance. They would make it this far simply because who doesn't love Amanda and Britt? Britt and Amanda would remain life-long friends after the show and we are here for that.

11. Cassandra Cramer partnered with Gleb Savchenko

Cassandra would not make it too far, simply due to lack of technique. Cassandra does not have a lot of dance experience, but does enjoy watching dance performances. She would end up enjoying watching everyone else compete more than actually competing herself.

10. Emma Watson partnered with Emma Slater

Emma would come in ready to go. She is naturally pretty competitive, but she would probably end up losing interest in the competition after some sleepless nights. Emma also has some joint problems that could hinder her from going further, but she would definitely give it her all. 

9. Regan Russell partnered with Valentin Chmerkovskiy

Regan and Val would definitely have some sassy dances with fun tricks. Alongside this, their personalities would mesh well together and create a pretty strong partnership—fans would eat it up. Her downfall would be when she got annoyed at the hectic schedule or stopped paying attention to technique. 

8. Brenna Cumming partnered with Brandon Armstrong

This would be a duo filled with laughter and athletic skills. Premiere night would definitely feature them performing a sassy Latin dance with an abundance of technical athletic skills and the crowd would go crazy. She is a bit injury prone, so this would prevent her from making it any further. Brenna would get Brandon to up his TikTok game and everyone would love her for it.

7. Sophia Brady-Kitchens partnered with Rylee Arnold

Sophia would win the audience over. In her own words, “...I think audiences would love me because I have a tragic backstory surrounding my family/my mom and the arts so I would definitely be rooted for (live laugh love sob stories worthy of American idol).” Rylee would help show the audience Sophia’s hidden dance skills, while also keeping the energy fun and light hearted. 

6. Taylor Williams partnered with Ezra Sosa

This would definitely be the most fun and entertaining partnership throughout the competition. With Taylor’s shining personality and Ezra's popularity, they would make it very far. Coupled with Taylor's work ethic and theater experience, fans would definitely be entertained by some high energy dances. 

5. Daisy Sheldon partnered with Alan Bersten

Daisy would definitely win over the fans with her sarcasm and humor. Being partnered with Alan would ensure that she made it far in the competition because of his creative choreography and his own fan base. Daisy would probably excel at the ballroom dances and would bring the energy during the Latin dances, making her a tough competitor. 

4. Megan Pecenco partnered with Sasha Farber

Megan would excel in anything competitive, and DWTS is no exception. She would come out week one and win the audience over during her interviews with her sarcasm. Megan has star quality and would give the competition her all—even when it got exhausting. Megan would also definitely know how to work the audience to get them to vote in her favor and would commit herself to posting social media content.

3.Nina Avallone-Serra partnered with Daniella Karagach

Nina would definitely make it in the finale—there is no doubt in anyone's mind about that. Not only would this duo be one of the fiercest in the competition, they would also be unmatched in their audience appeal. She said that she “Love[s] to dance and shake that booty!!” and that about sums up her experience on DWTS.

2. Lily Ippolito partnered with Pasha Pashkov

Lily is one of the more quiet board members, but don't be fooled—she is full of infectious, bubbly energy. With 14 years of dance experience and being a huge fan of the show—thus knowing how to play the game—she will have no problem becoming a finalist. Lily is a very fast learner at everything she does and would probably get Pasha to make some fun TikToks.

1. Brooke Klugewicz partnered with Mark Ballas

Now, before anyone gets their panties in a twist about bias, let me explain. One kind e-board member wrote, “my girl Brooke is a DEDICATED dwts fan, she knows the game and how to win over an audience!!” Brooke has 16 years of dancing experience in every style, as well as having played several other sports. These experiences, alongside her stellar personality and crippling perfectionism/anxiety, will land her in the top spot!

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