The boneless wing is an act against nature. How can a wing be boneless? It can’t. There is no such thing.

It seems ironic that the best season, autumn, leads to the worst, winter, as we go from the colorful changing foliage of the trees to no leaves at all. While winter may appeal to some, it seems there is far more to dread than to embrace—Christmas and different holidays celebrate the festivities surrounding the season, but once these have concluded, we’re left with several more months of cold, short overcast days with nothing festive in the near future.

Thanksgiving, though a holiday with an irreparably problematic history, is promoted as a holiday that is meant to celebrate gratitude and appreciate the people, resources and environment surrounding us. Thanksgiving is made out to be a holiday about peace, contentment and finding solace in what we already have, rather than seeking out more. Of course, this attitude is destined to hit the bricks as soon as Thanksgiving turns to Black Friday, ringing in the biggest day of the year in shopping, sales and consumption.

In the weeks since I published the last article on the disaster that is the current dining situation on campus, CAS has, admittedly, made many changes. Nevertheless, the fact stands that they indeed did break something that didn’t need fixing.

Let’s talk about magenta: the color, the concept and the absolute phenomenon that it is. If you couldn’t tell by the premise of this article, I’m a pretty big fan of magenta, and, as per usual, I have a lot of thoughts concerning this topic. Even more controversially, I believe that magenta is a neutral color.

For those who celebrate Christmas, what do you look forward to when Christmas is near? What do you really look forward to? These questions are not aimed to shame anyone for materialistic feelings, but just to take a dive into the commercialization of Christmas. There are a lot of financial expectations when it comes to Christmas, and when your finances don't meet those expectations, Christmas can become more stressful than cheerful.

In the past few years, the general public has become much more aware of the horrific conditions and standards of American prison systems. Even more recently, these standards have been brought up time and time again alongside headlines regarding a decline in the number of prisons.

The celebrated Beach Boys song “Warmth of the Sun,” an ode to the power of sunlight to bring joy. Unfortunately, this past week has seen Americans be robbed of an hour of warm sunshine by our antiquated arrangement of Daylight Savings Time. Twice a year, we wake up disoriented before a week of adjusting our circadian rhythms to an anthropogenic disruption that wreaks havoc on routines.

While SUNY Geneseo has plenty of notable locations worth walking to in the area, but not many offer a secluded, quiet place to find some form of a getaway. Many locations nearby can be loud and filled with passing noise, but a quick walk to south side and the Spencer J. Roemer Arboretum can solve this problem.

New York State is known for many attractions, and its natural resources are no exception. With plenty of water within the state, ranging from Niagara Falls to Lake George, to a series of bodies of water known as the Finger Lakes. While there are plenty of lakes, it seems none compare to the Finger Lakes.

If you are like most people, the first thing that comes to mind when someone mentions New York is the bustling cityscape of New York City, one of America's biggest and most populated cities. New York State, however, is also home to luscious natural landscapes, beautiful natural scenery and sprawling mountain ranges that bring thrill-seekers of all kinds to climb, ski, snowboard or just hike trails in the various locations available. Despite these gorgeous natural areas, New York is one of twenty-one states that do not have a single National Park in them. New York has multiple State Parks, but not one National Park.

Smoking cigarettes while driving should be just as big of an offense as any other form of distracted driving.

I’ve had this stewing in my head since dinner—the dinner in question being the dinner I had the same night I wrote the work of art that is the “Soup is a Beverage” article. If you haven’t read that article, I highly recommend taking a peek at that one before you continue on here for both some very helpful context and for the absolute wild ride that it is. Perhaps it will brace you for what lies ahead.

Last week, a poll was put on The Lamron’s Twitter asking whether or not soup should be considered a beverage. While the poll resulted in a resounding “no,” I am here to make the case that soup is, in fact, a beverage. It seems that people don’t quite understand this logic, so I’m going to lay it out as clearly as I possibly can. I have strong feelings about this subject, so expect some turbulence.