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Charlie Shields 10/30/21 Charlie Shields 10/30/21

Call for transparency and responsiveness within townhouse heating problems

Charlie Shields 10/30/21 Charlie Shields 10/30/21

Mastering Chemistry relevance questioned

Charlie Shields 10/21/21 Charlie Shields 10/21/21

Geneseo encourages secure online habits during cybersecurity awareness month

October is Cybersecurity Awareness Month and SUNY Geneseo is hosting Cybersecurity Awareness Events to sponsor good cyber habits among students. The college is encouraging students to avoid phishing emails, be aware of their password safety and improve their overall understanding of cybersecurity.

Emma Mincer 10/21/21 Emma Mincer 10/21/21

Handgun discovered on campus sparks discussion on campus safety

On October 5, 2021, Geneseo University Police sent out an email to students indicating that a loaded handgun had been found in a fanny pack on a bench in the parking loop outside of Livingston Hall.

Charlie Shields 10/21/21 Charlie Shields 10/21/21

Harmful Algae Blooms Impact the Future

Upstate New York’s Finger Lakes are common locations for weekend getaways. However, algae blooms have impacted lakes around the world, and it is not uncommon for ones’ hometown swimming area to be shut down from a potentially harmful algae bloom (HAB), including local spots like Conesus Lake .

Owen Vincent 10/14/21 Owen Vincent 10/14/21

Geneseo’s newest Living Learning Community committed to leadership and diversity, not segregation

Emma Mincer 10/14/21 Emma Mincer 10/14/21

Misconceptions of Lauderdale COVID-19 testing cause frustration in the student body

Charlie Shields 10/14/21 Charlie Shields 10/14/21

Flu season is here: flu vaccine clinic available

Emma Mincer 9/30/21 Emma Mincer 9/30/21

CAS Workers Disgruntled, Consider Strike Over Current Working Conditions and Pay

Are you prepared if CAS workers go on strike… CAS workers have grown increasingly unhappy with their working conditions and pay. Could all of SUNY Geneseo dining halls close?

Charlie Shields 9/27/21 Charlie Shields 9/27/21

Shift in Majors Not Definitively Due to COVID-19 Pandemic

The COVID-19 pandemic has caused uncertainty regarding higher education for many students. A recent survey has found that many American college students and incoming freshmen have pursued different areas of study or changed their major due to the influential events of the past two years.

Emma Mincer 9/27/21 Emma Mincer 9/27/21

CAS Begins Dining Hall Reforms Due to Student Dissatisfaction

This semester, Campus Auxiliary Services (CAS) made several changes to the dining situation, including closing Letchworth Dining Hall, and converting the Mary Jemison Dining Hall to a buffet style dining experience. Changes to the dining halls have sparked disappointment and outrage across SUNY Geneseo. Students have expressed their grievances to CAS, demanding changes.

Owen Vincent 9/22/21 Owen Vincent 9/22/21

Marijuana Use Guidelines Established on Campus Following Statewide Legalization

Following the passing of the Marijuana Regulation and Taxation Act (MRTA) by the New York State Legislature, the SUNY system and SUNY Geneseo have established separate rules for students and faculty when on campus. These policies differ from the laws laid out by the MRTA.