Off the Mark

On Sunday March 31, Danish professional golfer Andreas Harto found himself in a messy situation at the Trophee Hassan II tournament in Morocco. After hitting a shot right next to the water on the par-3 No. 14 hole, Harto had no choice but to step into the water to play his ball. Harto, refusing to get his trousers wet, opted to strip down to his undies for the shot. Bare thighs exposed, Harto hit a beautiful chip shot onto the green, before tapping his ball into the hole for bogey. Due to the success of his shot, Harto is being celebrated for taking his pants off, something Tiger Woods must envy.

Former New York Mets catcher Mike Piazza is appearing in a performance of Miami City Ballet’s production of George Balanchine’s “Slaughter on Tenth Avenue.” Yes, you read that correctly: ballet. I, for one, am much more excited to see Barry Bonds in an off-Broadway production of “Les Misérables” next month.